"Where have all the lightweights gone?" (sniderjadam09)
04/02/2014 at 15:49 • Filed to: MITCH HEDBERG, COMEDY
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"Where have all the lightweights gone?" (sniderjadam09)
04/02/2014 at 15:49 • Filed to: MITCH HEDBERG, COMEDY | 4
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Normally, I am not a fan of the stupid, pointless lists Buzzfeed publishes. So many of them are incredibly pointless I usually avoid them—except for !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . It's a ranking of nearly EVERY Mitch Hedberg joke. Enjoy the list and laughing at your desk the rest of the afternoon.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Where have all the lightweights gone?
04/02/2014 at 15:52 |
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I fuckin' hate arrows, man. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like, "Fuck you, I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
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Where have all the lightweights gone?
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 15:55 |
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You know how on a traffic light green means go and yellow means slow down? On a banana it's just the opposite. Green means "hold on", yellow means "go ahead" and red means "where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
Svend
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/02/2014 at 16:09 |
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I know man. Arrows are messed up. Have you ever been to a shopping centre and looked at the map boards in the atriums. You look down at the board and there is an arrow saying 'you are here'. How does it know seriously how does it know?
Saracen
> Where have all the lightweights gone?
04/02/2014 at 16:33 |
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"I don't own a microwave, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit!"